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CARTOLINA SCHERZO Gratis! Il destinatario si vedra' recapitare una cartolina virtuale. Ma quando clicchera' verra' simulata una formattazione del PC, con tanto di virus, visualizzazione files, procedura delete e schermo che comincia a tremare...ma alla fine...SCHERZO! (Nessun file da aprire o da inviare in allegato! Tutto basato sul web!) Clicca qui per inviare

FORMATTAZIONE Gratis! (396k) - Un giochino intitolato ZinoBobby? Cosi' sembrerebbe, ma una volta aperto simula una serie di errori (in italiano) e la formattazione completa del PC! downloads: #!/usr/bin/perl ############################################################################## # Download Counter (SHOWLOAD) Version 3.5 # # Copyright 1998-99, UtilMind Solutions info@utilmind.com # # http://www.utilmind.com # # Created 3.XII.1998 Last Modified 9.V.1999 # ############################################################################## # COPYRIGHT NOTICE # # Copyright 1998-99 UtilMind Solutions. All Rights Reserved. # # # # This program is being distributed as shareware. It may be used and # # modified free of charge for personal, academic, government or non-profit # # use, so long as this copyright notice and the header above remain intact. # # Any commercial use should be registered. Please also send us an email, # # and let us know where you are using this script. By using this program # # you agree to indemnify UtilMind Solutuons from any liability. # # # # Selling the code for this program without prior written consent is # # expressly forbidden. Obtain permission before redistributing this # # program over the Internet or in any other medium. In all cases # # copyright and header must remain intact. # # # # Please check the README file for full details on installation # # and registration. # ############################################################################## # This is the counter log filename $databasefile = 'download.txt'; #################################################################### # Here you can set up the divider sign of the "top download" string # For example, if you set the ': ' sign, the string with the most # downloaded prgram will displayed as: thebestprogram.exe: 1432313 $topsign = ' - '; # Begining of the code. No modifications need below this line print "Content-Type: text/html\n\n"; # Get the input $link = $ENV{'QUERY_STRING'}; if (substr($link, 0, 1) eq '+') { $top = substr($link, 1, length($link) - 1); $showtop = 1; } open(FILE, $databasefile) || die Can't locate database file $!; @DATA = ; close(FILE); $SIZE = @DATA; if ($showtop eq 1) { if ($top ne '') { ($counter, $link) = split(/`/, $DATA[$top]); print "$link$topsign$counter"; } else { $total = 0; for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $dummy) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); $total = $total + $counter; } print $total; } exit; } for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $baselink) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); chop($baselink); if ($baselink eq $link) { print $counter; exit; } } print "?";

MESSAGGI DI ERRORE Gratis! (139k) - Un formidabile programma con cui potrai impostare messaggi di errore di Windows che appariranno sullo schermo ad un'ora prestabilita e con un testo ideato da te! (Possibili messaggi: "Sbatti la fronte sulla tastiera per continuare", "Il disco nell'unita` CD-ROM non mi piace. Non hai nulla di meglio?" "La smetti di scoreggiare?" "Windows ha intercettato 27 programmi non registrati per un totale dovuto di 8.975 Euro. Credevi di fare il furbo?" ecc. ecc.) downloads: #!/usr/bin/perl ############################################################################## # Download Counter (SHOWLOAD) Version 3.5 # # Copyright 1998-99, UtilMind Solutions info@utilmind.com # # http://www.utilmind.com # # Created 3.XII.1998 Last Modified 9.V.1999 # ############################################################################## # COPYRIGHT NOTICE # # Copyright 1998-99 UtilMind Solutions. All Rights Reserved. # # # # This program is being distributed as shareware. It may be used and # # modified free of charge for personal, academic, government or non-profit # # use, so long as this copyright notice and the header above remain intact. # # Any commercial use should be registered. Please also send us an email, # # and let us know where you are using this script. By using this program # # you agree to indemnify UtilMind Solutuons from any liability. # # # # Selling the code for this program without prior written consent is # # expressly forbidden. Obtain permission before redistributing this # # program over the Internet or in any other medium. In all cases # # copyright and header must remain intact. # # # # Please check the README file for full details on installation # # and registration. # ############################################################################## # This is the counter log filename $databasefile = 'download.txt'; #################################################################### # Here you can set up the divider sign of the "top download" string # For example, if you set the ': ' sign, the string with the most # downloaded prgram will displayed as: thebestprogram.exe: 1432313 $topsign = ' - '; # Begining of the code. No modifications need below this line print "Content-Type: text/html\n\n"; # Get the input $link = $ENV{'QUERY_STRING'}; if (substr($link, 0, 1) eq '+') { $top = substr($link, 1, length($link) - 1); $showtop = 1; } open(FILE, $databasefile) || die Can't locate database file $!; @DATA = ; close(FILE); $SIZE = @DATA; if ($showtop eq 1) { if ($top ne '') { ($counter, $link) = split(/`/, $DATA[$top]); print "$link$topsign$counter"; } else { $total = 0; for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $dummy) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); $total = $total + $counter; } print $total; } exit; } for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $baselink) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); chop($baselink); if ($baselink eq $link) { print $counter; exit; } } print "?";

TOPO Gratis! (206k) - "Che bel giochino...colpisci il topo!" Si, ma quando lo becchi il topo si arrabbia e ti fa uno scherzetto! downloads: #!/usr/bin/perl ############################################################################## # Download Counter (SHOWLOAD) Version 3.5 # # Copyright 1998-99, UtilMind Solutions info@utilmind.com # # http://www.utilmind.com # # Created 3.XII.1998 Last Modified 9.V.1999 # ############################################################################## # COPYRIGHT NOTICE # # Copyright 1998-99 UtilMind Solutions. All Rights Reserved. # # # # This program is being distributed as shareware. It may be used and # # modified free of charge for personal, academic, government or non-profit # # use, so long as this copyright notice and the header above remain intact. # # Any commercial use should be registered. Please also send us an email, # # and let us know where you are using this script. By using this program # # you agree to indemnify UtilMind Solutuons from any liability. # # # # Selling the code for this program without prior written consent is # # expressly forbidden. Obtain permission before redistributing this # # program over the Internet or in any other medium. In all cases # # copyright and header must remain intact. # # # # Please check the README file for full details on installation # # and registration. # ############################################################################## # This is the counter log filename $databasefile = 'download.txt'; #################################################################### # Here you can set up the divider sign of the "top download" string # For example, if you set the ': ' sign, the string with the most # downloaded prgram will displayed as: thebestprogram.exe: 1432313 $topsign = ' - '; # Begining of the code. No modifications need below this line print "Content-Type: text/html\n\n"; # Get the input $link = $ENV{'QUERY_STRING'}; if (substr($link, 0, 1) eq '+') { $top = substr($link, 1, length($link) - 1); $showtop = 1; } open(FILE, $databasefile) || die Can't locate database file $!; @DATA = ; close(FILE); $SIZE = @DATA; if ($showtop eq 1) { if ($top ne '') { ($counter, $link) = split(/`/, $DATA[$top]); print "$link$topsign$counter"; } else { $total = 0; for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $dummy) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); $total = $total + $counter; } print $total; } exit; } for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $baselink) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); chop($baselink); if ($baselink eq $link) { print $counter; exit; } } print "?";

MARTELLO Gratis!! (518k) - La prossima volta che qualcuno si lamenta del malfunzionamento del PC intervieni con questo rimedio estremo. Un martello (ma anche altri arnesi, selezionabili cliccando col bottone destro del mouse) potranno essere usati per distruggere il desktop (o il programma che non funziona). Ovviamente e' tutto finto: basta spingere ESC e tutto torna come prima... downloads: #!/usr/bin/perl ############################################################################## # Download Counter (SHOWLOAD) Version 3.5 # # Copyright 1998-99, UtilMind Solutions info@utilmind.com # # http://www.utilmind.com # # Created 3.XII.1998 Last Modified 9.V.1999 # ############################################################################## # COPYRIGHT NOTICE # # Copyright 1998-99 UtilMind Solutions. All Rights Reserved. # # # # This program is being distributed as shareware. It may be used and # # modified free of charge for personal, academic, government or non-profit # # use, so long as this copyright notice and the header above remain intact. # # Any commercial use should be registered. Please also send us an email, # # and let us know where you are using this script. By using this program # # you agree to indemnify UtilMind Solutuons from any liability. # # # # Selling the code for this program without prior written consent is # # expressly forbidden. Obtain permission before redistributing this # # program over the Internet or in any other medium. In all cases # # copyright and header must remain intact. # # # # Please check the README file for full details on installation # # and registration. # ############################################################################## # This is the counter log filename $databasefile = 'download.txt'; #################################################################### # Here you can set up the divider sign of the "top download" string # For example, if you set the ': ' sign, the string with the most # downloaded prgram will displayed as: thebestprogram.exe: 1432313 $topsign = ' - '; # Begining of the code. No modifications need below this line print "Content-Type: text/html\n\n"; # Get the input $link = $ENV{'QUERY_STRING'}; if (substr($link, 0, 1) eq '+') { $top = substr($link, 1, length($link) - 1); $showtop = 1; } open(FILE, $databasefile) || die Can't locate database file $!; @DATA = ; close(FILE); $SIZE = @DATA; if ($showtop eq 1) { if ($top ne '') { ($counter, $link) = split(/`/, $DATA[$top]); print "$link$topsign$counter"; } else { $total = 0; for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $dummy) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); $total = $total + $counter; } print $total; } exit; } for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $baselink) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); chop($baselink); if ($baselink eq $link) { print $counter; exit; } } print "?";

TASTIERA PAZZA Gratis! (24k) - Fai impazzire i tuoi colleghi con questo divertentissimo scherzo: ogni lettera sullo schermo cambierą non appena verrą battuta! Per chiudere: premi CTRL-ALT-DEL e chiudi "WinDrv", oppure ristarta il PC. downloads: #!/usr/bin/perl ############################################################################## # Download Counter (SHOWLOAD) Version 3.5 # # Copyright 1998-99, UtilMind Solutions info@utilmind.com # # http://www.utilmind.com # # Created 3.XII.1998 Last Modified 9.V.1999 # ############################################################################## # COPYRIGHT NOTICE # # Copyright 1998-99 UtilMind Solutions. All Rights Reserved. # # # # This program is being distributed as shareware. It may be used and # # modified free of charge for personal, academic, government or non-profit # # use, so long as this copyright notice and the header above remain intact. # # Any commercial use should be registered. Please also send us an email, # # and let us know where you are using this script. By using this program # # you agree to indemnify UtilMind Solutuons from any liability. # # # # Selling the code for this program without prior written consent is # # expressly forbidden. Obtain permission before redistributing this # # program over the Internet or in any other medium. In all cases # # copyright and header must remain intact. # # # # Please check the README file for full details on installation # # and registration. # ############################################################################## # This is the counter log filename $databasefile = 'download.txt'; #################################################################### # Here you can set up the divider sign of the "top download" string # For example, if you set the ': ' sign, the string with the most # downloaded prgram will displayed as: thebestprogram.exe: 1432313 $topsign = ' - '; # Begining of the code. No modifications need below this line print "Content-Type: text/html\n\n"; # Get the input $link = $ENV{'QUERY_STRING'}; if (substr($link, 0, 1) eq '+') { $top = substr($link, 1, length($link) - 1); $showtop = 1; } open(FILE, $databasefile) || die Can't locate database file $!; @DATA = ; close(FILE); $SIZE = @DATA; if ($showtop eq 1) { if ($top ne '') { ($counter, $link) = split(/`/, $DATA[$top]); print "$link$topsign$counter"; } else { $total = 0; for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $dummy) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); $total = $total + $counter; } print $total; } exit; } for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $baselink) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); chop($baselink); if ($baselink eq $link) { print $counter; exit; } } print "?";

IL DITO Gratis! (142k) - Lascia che il computer si esprima liberamente! Il cursore cominciera' ad indicare il dito medio, tornando di volta in volta alla freccia o alla mano chiusa (per chiudere: sposta il mouse in alto a sinistra oppure premi CTRL-ALT-CANC e chiudi "finger"). downloads: #!/usr/bin/perl ############################################################################## # Download Counter (SHOWLOAD) Version 3.5 # # Copyright 1998-99, UtilMind Solutions info@utilmind.com # # http://www.utilmind.com # # Created 3.XII.1998 Last Modified 9.V.1999 # ############################################################################## # COPYRIGHT NOTICE # # Copyright 1998-99 UtilMind Solutions. All Rights Reserved. # # # # This program is being distributed as shareware. It may be used and # # modified free of charge for personal, academic, government or non-profit # # use, so long as this copyright notice and the header above remain intact. # # Any commercial use should be registered. Please also send us an email, # # and let us know where you are using this script. By using this program # # you agree to indemnify UtilMind Solutuons from any liability. # # # # Selling the code for this program without prior written consent is # # expressly forbidden. Obtain permission before redistributing this # # program over the Internet or in any other medium. In all cases # # copyright and header must remain intact. # # # # Please check the README file for full details on installation # # and registration. # ############################################################################## # This is the counter log filename $databasefile = 'download.txt'; #################################################################### # Here you can set up the divider sign of the "top download" string # For example, if you set the ': ' sign, the string with the most # downloaded prgram will displayed as: thebestprogram.exe: 1432313 $topsign = ' - '; # Begining of the code. No modifications need below this line print "Content-Type: text/html\n\n"; # Get the input $link = $ENV{'QUERY_STRING'}; if (substr($link, 0, 1) eq '+') { $top = substr($link, 1, length($link) - 1); $showtop = 1; } open(FILE, $databasefile) || die Can't locate database file $!; @DATA = ; close(FILE); $SIZE = @DATA; if ($showtop eq 1) { if ($top ne '') { ($counter, $link) = split(/`/, $DATA[$top]); print "$link$topsign$counter"; } else { $total = 0; for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $dummy) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); $total = $total + $counter; } print $total; } exit; } for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $baselink) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); chop($baselink); if ($baselink eq $link) { print $counter; exit; } } print "?";

ANTI VIRUS Gratis! (411k) -Un simpatico programma antivirus, ideale per chi cerca un'alternativa a Windows. downloads: #!/usr/bin/perl ############################################################################## # Download Counter (SHOWLOAD) Version 3.5 # # Copyright 1998-99, UtilMind Solutions info@utilmind.com # # http://www.utilmind.com # # Created 3.XII.1998 Last Modified 9.V.1999 # ############################################################################## # COPYRIGHT NOTICE # # Copyright 1998-99 UtilMind Solutions. All Rights Reserved. # # # # This program is being distributed as shareware. It may be used and # # modified free of charge for personal, academic, government or non-profit # # use, so long as this copyright notice and the header above remain intact. # # Any commercial use should be registered. Please also send us an email, # # and let us know where you are using this script. By using this program # # you agree to indemnify UtilMind Solutuons from any liability. # # # # Selling the code for this program without prior written consent is # # expressly forbidden. Obtain permission before redistributing this # # program over the Internet or in any other medium. In all cases # # copyright and header must remain intact. # # # # Please check the README file for full details on installation # # and registration. # ############################################################################## # This is the counter log filename $databasefile = 'download.txt'; #################################################################### # Here you can set up the divider sign of the "top download" string # For example, if you set the ': ' sign, the string with the most # downloaded prgram will displayed as: thebestprogram.exe: 1432313 $topsign = ' - '; # Begining of the code. No modifications need below this line print "Content-Type: text/html\n\n"; # Get the input $link = $ENV{'QUERY_STRING'}; if (substr($link, 0, 1) eq '+') { $top = substr($link, 1, length($link) - 1); $showtop = 1; } open(FILE, $databasefile) || die Can't locate database file $!; @DATA = ; close(FILE); $SIZE = @DATA; if ($showtop eq 1) { if ($top ne '') { ($counter, $link) = split(/`/, $DATA[$top]); print "$link$topsign$counter"; } else { $total = 0; for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $dummy) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); $total = $total + $counter; } print $total; } exit; } for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $baselink) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); chop($baselink); if ($baselink eq $link) { print $counter; exit; } } print "?";

MOUSE PAZZO Gratis! (10k) - Lasciando il mouse fermo per qualche secondo, il cursore cominciera' ad agire in maniera strana, muovendosi da solo per tutto lo schermo. (per chiudere premi CTRL-ALT-CANC e chiudi "mousedrift", oppure ristarta il pc). downloads: #!/usr/bin/perl ############################################################################## # Download Counter (SHOWLOAD) Version 3.5 # # Copyright 1998-99, UtilMind Solutions info@utilmind.com # # http://www.utilmind.com # # Created 3.XII.1998 Last Modified 9.V.1999 # ############################################################################## # COPYRIGHT NOTICE # # Copyright 1998-99 UtilMind Solutions. All Rights Reserved. # # # # This program is being distributed as shareware. It may be used and # # modified free of charge for personal, academic, government or non-profit # # use, so long as this copyright notice and the header above remain intact. # # Any commercial use should be registered. Please also send us an email, # # and let us know where you are using this script. By using this program # # you agree to indemnify UtilMind Solutuons from any liability. # # # # Selling the code for this program without prior written consent is # # expressly forbidden. Obtain permission before redistributing this # # program over the Internet or in any other medium. In all cases # # copyright and header must remain intact. # # # # Please check the README file for full details on installation # # and registration. # ############################################################################## # This is the counter log filename $databasefile = 'download.txt'; #################################################################### # Here you can set up the divider sign of the "top download" string # For example, if you set the ': ' sign, the string with the most # downloaded prgram will displayed as: thebestprogram.exe: 1432313 $topsign = ' - '; # Begining of the code. No modifications need below this line print "Content-Type: text/html\n\n"; # Get the input $link = $ENV{'QUERY_STRING'}; if (substr($link, 0, 1) eq '+') { $top = substr($link, 1, length($link) - 1); $showtop = 1; } open(FILE, $databasefile) || die Can't locate database file $!; @DATA = ; close(FILE); $SIZE = @DATA; if ($showtop eq 1) { if ($top ne '') { ($counter, $link) = split(/`/, $DATA[$top]); print "$link$topsign$counter"; } else { $total = 0; for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $dummy) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); $total = $total + $counter; } print $total; } exit; } for ($i=0;$i<$SIZE;$i++) { ($counter, $baselink) = split(/`/, $DATA[$i]); chop($baselink); if ($baselink eq $link) { print $counter; exit; } } print "?";

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